12/18/13

DoS Review


I went midnight on Thursday.

Some parts were done well...

Mirkwood spiders
Design of Wood Elves halls
Barrels sequence
"Feel" of Laketown
Way the Black Arrow was incorporated
Smaug in Imax 3D was amazing

Some stuff was ok, but needed fine tunning or more/ less screen time to be most effective...

Bree
Beorn
High Fells storyline
Rings power over Bilbo
Legolas in the story
Fleshing out Bard

Other stuff was a ridiculous departure from canon that made me ill or a silly addition that was unnecessary or a failed opportunity...

Azog being replaced with Bolg
No character development with Azog/ Bolg
Gandalf going from Mirkwood to Rhurdar to Dol Ghuldar without a travel montage
Tauriel
Thranduils scar?
Bombur as Ramman
Lack or White Council
Love triangle???
Dwarves stay back in Laketown
Thorin giving up on the key so easy
The dwarves fighting Smaug in Erebor
Smaug sensing the ring
Gandalf facing off with Sauron

It was sad to see where PJ took this one and I am worried about TABA.

He should have kept it at 2 movies and cut out all the BS Hollywood fillers.

1/3/13

Happy Birthday Professor


"I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size.) I like gardens, trees, and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humor (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late (when possible.) I do not travel much"

Today would have been John Ronald Reuel's 121st birthday, the same number of years into the fourth age that Arwen Undómiel died of a broken heart.

12/21/12

The long-expected Review


OK, so it took me some time but here it is...my review of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

I saw the film in 48fps and Real3D on Friday afternoon at 4pm.

To structure my review, I want to make a few general comments, then highlight my favorite and least favorite parts.  I could talk all day and share my thoughts about each scene in the film, but no one would want to read that...lol.

General Comments
First and foremost, do not see the film in 48fps.  The clarity is amazing, but it is too much for a fantasy adventure.  Also, there is no need to see the film in 3D.  I believe that 3D is generally a useless gimmick, and my view was proven correct by its use in The Hobbit.

The visuals in the film are so breathtaking on their own that 24fps and 2D should be more than enough to make you say "Wow!"  We get to see more of Bag End than we did on the LotR movies and that was a great treat!  We also get to see the entrance to the Hidden Valley of Rivendell and a massive Goblin Town under the Misty Mountains.  A visual treat.

The CGI was better than I expected.  In most cases, I felt that the technology was necessary and very well done.  My only complaint here would be that Azog could have been better portrayed by an actor in costume (like Lurtz in FotR) rather than as a Avatar-ish looking CGI character.

The acting by Martin Freeman is absolutely amazing.  Martin simply IS a hobbit.  He brings all of the qualities that one expects and then infuses his own unique take on the character.  I hope he wins many awards!  The other standout was Andy Serkis of course.  Seeing Gollum in his cave was very nostalgic.  I hope that the Academy Awards create a motion-capture acting category.

Overall, I was fine with the changes and deviations that PJ and his team made to the story.  I understand that telling a story like The Hobbit in a different context, 75 years later, and on film rather than the page requires some differences.  As always, PJ kept the main elements intact and the theme of the story central.

Best and Worst
For me, the best moments were the early moments in Bag End and then the White Council dialogue.  I loved seeing Bilbo as he is surprised by the dwarves arrival and how he reacts to them.  I also love the Bag End set and I want to have a hobbit-hole of my own one day.  The interaction of the "Guardians of Middle-Earth" in the White Council scene was fascinating.  The dynamics between the players and the mystery of where Saruman was truly allied was riveting for me.

The worst moments were easy to pick out...The Great Goblin was too over the top and the Spear-Tackle of an orc by Bilbo was simply impossible.  I know that the Great Goblin was somewhat quirky in the book, but it was ridiculous how PJ portrayed him in the film.  There needs to be some element of fear in that scene.  The dwarves are being held captive you know?  But the Great Goblin of AUJ was a joke.  The decision by PJ to have Azog in the movie and Thorin fight him amongst the pine trees was understandable.  The decision to have Bilbo end the movie with something heroic was also fine.  i understand that we can't wait until halfway through the next movie to see Bilbo kill spiders and finally do something heroic.  PJ needed to end this film with movement in Bilbo's character arc.  But...a hobbit cannot tackle an orc.  Period.  The same effect could have been achieved with Bilbo drawing Sting and jumping between the orc and Thorin to nervously challenge the orc.  That NFL tackle was a Hollywood moment that should have been left on the cutting room floor.

Like I said, I have extensive notes about each moment of the film...After I left the theater, I went to eat at Chic Fil A and I recorded tons of notes as I munched away.  i am very happy to sit down and discuss those thoughts over a Stout at the Green Dragon if you would like.  Otherwise, this short review will have to do.


12/12/12

Bilbo Baggins v Thorin Oakenshield, et al


Is the Hobbit's Contract enforceable?


The dwarves would have some defenses, but in my opinion Bilbo would have a good case that the contract should be declared unenforceable because it is for an illegal purpose.
Of course, there are a lot of other factors which may affect the outcome.  Exactly where is this contract going to be heard?  It was signed in the Shire, but it was to be performed at the Lonely Mountain, which is under dwarf jurisdiction (or so they say) but it also may fall under the jurisdiction of Dale, which is presumably the closest civilization with working courts or judges (The Shire had constables and provincial officials, but there would be a real question of whether they could exercise jurisdiction purely because the plaintiff resides there).  A better tactic may be to submit to the jurisdiction of Rivendell, where wisdom and neutrality would be easier to find.
There you go. Bilbo went through all that for nothing.  If he had hired me as his lawyer, he would have stayed home comfortably, and not had to go through any more adventures.  Neither would Frodo, I suppose. Which would mean that the One Ring wouldn’t have been destroyed.
There go the lawyers again, ruining everybody’s good time.


See the whole answer HERE

Dwarves singing...


A spine-chilling new clip of the dwarves singing...


12/7/12

NY Premiere


Stills from the 13 min Mini-Doc

If you have not yet seen the 13 minute mini-documentary, scroll down to my post regarding it and get to watching!  Here are some stills from that amazing little special!

Thorin "Oakenshield" at the Battle of Azanulbizar


13 Dwarves

Ori and his slingshot...love the characterization!

PJ gives Oin some direction on how to be hard of hearing!

Roast Mutton

The Appendices are fleshing out the story

A Market in Dale?

Radagast, complete with bird-poo on the face!

The White Council

Tom, Bert, and William

One unhappy Hobbit

All bagged up!

"I am going on an adventure!"

The Eagles save the day.

PJ plans to have Thorin chop off Azogs hand at the Battle of Azanulbizar.

Dwarf-Forges

The story is told in the style of Bilbo writing to Frodo about his adventures.

Bilbo old

Bilbo young

Erebor

The gate of Erebor

Dale

12/4/12

12/3/12

TV Spot #9


A glimpse of Smaug.

See it HERE

UPDATE:
The White Council discusses Smaug and a "greater evil at work."
HERE

11/29/12

Colbert - Hobbit Week


Comedy Central's funniest fake pundit is also a huge Tolkien nerd.  Check out this news!

HERE

Update:
Bilbo on Colbert
http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/tue-december-4-2012-martin-freeman?xrs=share_copy

The Green Dragon is open!


Before i die, I will go to Hobbiton and I will enjoy an ale here.  This is amazing!


11/26/12

11/23/12

Baby Bilbo?



Sir Ian says during the film's development has been forthcoming with Jackson and his co-writers Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens. For one, he felt that the relationship between Gandalf and Bilbo needed a little history.
He suggested a scene showing the wizard being introduced to a baby Bilbo and his mother Belladonna Took and it was shot. He's not sure if the scene will make the final cut of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, but his suggestion was taken seriously.
''We see Gandalf observing this little boy who's full of beans and full of adventure. And I let him play with [a] toy dragon that I've got.
''And when he's thinking, 'Who should we get? Oh, there's that little boy'. And he goes back to Hobbiton to meet this little boy who's now grown up and is a real stodgy, dull, settled, unadventurous person. And he's so disappointed. 'What happened to you? Come on! You've got to go on an adventure, it'll be good for you. Get back your childish enthusiasm!'''
from Stuff NZ

11/22/12

Piano Guys - LotR


At long last, the YouTube sensation of the "Piano Guys" covers Howard Shore's score.

http://youtu.be/FZNqs0YgWkM